It’s a crazy world we live in, and sometimes reality is stranger than fiction.
Imagine this:
Woman: hello, good morning.
Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for u today?
Woman: Please I will like two tickets to the A.Y live show holding this weekend.
Radio Station: well, you can have the ticket only if u can play a prank on someone on air and make them believe it.
Woman: No problem, what do u want me to do?
Radio Station: Are u married? Do u have kids?
Woman: Yes, I’ve been married for 10 years and I have a 9 year old son and a 5 year old daughter.
Radio Station: OK, good. This is what u will do, u will call your husband and tell him he is not the father of your son.
Woman: (laughs) wow, that’s a big one.
Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad u want the tickets, and anyway we will be live on air listening to you and will step in to tell him it’s all a prank. So u are ready?
Woman: Ok, I’m ready, let’s do this cos I really want to go for the show.
Radio Station: Alright, give us his number let’s call him and do a 3 way, where is he right now?
Woman: He is in the office, this is his number………………………………!!!!
(Radio Station calls the husband and do a 3 way phone call without the husband knowing he is on the air……………………!!!)
Woman: hello darling.
Husband: hi love, missing me already?
Woman: Yes dear, how is work dear?
Husband: Good, missing u too baby, can’t wait to get back home and make sweet love to u all over again like we did this morning.
Woman: Me too love. But ….em…..em……there is something I want to tell u.
Husband: Ok, I’m all ears dear, but let’s make it quick cos I have a meeting in 5 minutes.
Woman: U know I love u?
Husband: Yes I do.
Woman: And we have promised to always be sincere to each other.
Husband: Yes we did.
Woman: And we are Christians that believe in Christ and would do as Christ will do.
Husband: U are starting to scare me dear, please, what’s this about?
Woman: Something happened in my office 9 years ago.
Husband: Please tell me, what’s happened?
Woman: The annual xmas party we have every December in the office, 9 years ago I got so drunk and had sex with a co-worker. I swear I was so drunk I did not know what I was doing and em….em…..em……… u are not the father of our son.
Husband: WHAAAATTTT ?????
Woman: I just felt I should let u know. But I don’t even talk to the guy anymore; it was just a one off thing.
Husband: and u are just telling me now? Are u insane? Do u know what this will do to me?
Woman: I’m sorry love; I just wanted to get it off my chest.
Husband: I can’t believe u would do this to me; this is crazy, I’m so mad with u right now.
Woman: I’m so sorry my love, please don’t be mad with me, I just felt I should confess and then u can forgive me like the true Christians we are.
Husband: U are crazy. U want forgiveness? Ok, u too forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 years.
Radio Station: HOLY SHIT !!!!!
Woman: What did u say?
Husband: U heard me; after all, u are in the mood to confess and be forgiven, so I’ve also given u my own confession so we can be on the same page. Is there someone on the phone with u?
Radio Station: sir, this is a live show, u are on the air right now, we asked your wife to play a prank on u to that u guys can get two tickets to go watch the AY live show this weekend.
Husband: Oh shit !!!
Woman: Are u serious??? Tell me, are u serious?
Radio Station: wow, this is not what we expected sir.
Husband: I can’t talk right now……………… (Phone cuts).
Hmmm, crazy, right??? So, if u were the woman, what will u do?
And as the guy, damage control? Denial? Ask for forgiveness? What would u do?
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